OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[yaycapitalism]

Item.	Price.
Link Charm set	40 R
Memory Charm	40 R
PDA	15 R
PDA Upgrade: audio/video	10 R
PDA: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	8 R
PDA Upgrade: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	7 R
Power Ring	15 R
Weapon one use only	10 R
Parasol	6 R
Chocolate Bar	3 R
Instant Ramen	2 R

Special Offers!
Pizza	60 R
Sopor Slime sachet	20 R
Dreamboat Pendant	12 R

Notices

Remember: you can sell anything back to us at half the listed price! :) If you can't find the price, ask me! - Recette.

Don't see what you want on display? Order now at the counter!

Comments

[fracturedsoul]

Like what, imaginary friends?

[yaycapitalism]

Uhh... [ THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. She checks the catalogue's index ] I guess! You can get dreams, nightmares... and-- whoa. [ that's new ] You can buy stuff for your dreamself on that big moon.

[fracturedsoul]

[ HUH. Color Dirk surprised. ] Are dream PDAs a thing?

[yaycapitalism]

Nooo... but dream messenger pigeons are definitely a thing!

[fracturedsoul]

What do they do?

[yaycapitalism]

They're messengers!

[fracturedsoul]

I was thinking more along the lines of something that could let me connect to the internet while I'm asleep.

[yaycapitalism]

I don't think that's a thing...




[ now she has new slang gj ]

[fracturedsoul]

Well, darn.

[ Think, think. ] I guess I'll just get me some dream clothes, then. --Unless you can get me a subscription to the Daily Carapacian?

[yaycapitalism]

Lessee... "Lifetime Subscription to Daily Carapacian: Rakuen Edition" is 18 imaginary raks...

[fracturedsoul]

Okay. Get me that. And... How much for a set of Derse pajamas?

[yaycapitalism]

Five imaginary raks!

[fracturedsoul]

[ He digs 23 of his 36 imaginary raks out of the pouch and deposits them on the counter. ]

Hit me up, Lemongrass.

[yaycapitalism]

[ PAYMENT HO. a small, luridly blue machine receives its order and disgorges two golden coupons, which she promptly hands over. ]

You've gotta put them under your pillow when you go to sleep.

[fracturedsoul]

[ He takes them and slips them into his pocket. ] Thanks. I'll be sure to do that.

[ Oh right. He gestures to the other pouch he set down at the beginning of the transaction. ]

And the memory charms too.