OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[yaycapitalism]

Item.	Price.
Link Charm set	40 R
Memory Charm	40 R
PDA	15 R
PDA Upgrade: audio/video	10 R
PDA: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	8 R
PDA Upgrade: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	7 R
Power Ring	15 R
Weapon one use only	10 R
Parasol	6 R
Chocolate Bar	3 R
Instant Ramen	2 R

Special Offers!
Pizza	60 R
Sopor Slime sachet	20 R
Dreamboat Pendant	12 R

Notices

Remember: you can sell anything back to us at half the listed price! :) If you can't find the price, ask me! - Recette.

Don't see what you want on display? Order now at the counter!

Comments

[pennypincher]

This is the Exaclan store, right? I just came to examine your wares, maybe get a free sample or two! I'm Lemina Ausa of the Magic Guild of Vane. Nice to meet you!

[yaycapitalism]

[ WOW A MAGIC GUILD-- wait why is she just thinking that ]

Wow, a magic guild?

[pennypincher]

Yep! [ Woah, someone who's actually interested? That's a first. ] I'm the junior premiere of the guild, actually. Not that there's a whole lot I can do about it while I'm stuck here...

[yaycapitalism]

Junior premiere..? Um. I'm a member of the merchants' guild! [ THAT'S GOOD RIGHT but yes ]

Ah, what were you looking for?

[pennypincher]

Well, that's okay too, I guess. [ Although she says it in sort of a condescending manner. ] We need merchants, or else where would we get the stuff we need?

What do you have? Weapons? Armor? Battle items? I heard we're supposed to fight.

[yaycapitalism]

Eheheh, you already have a weapon! But we sell stuff to make that weapon stronger.

[pennypincher]

I do? But they took my staff away when they kidnapped me. Where is it? [ Someone hasn't read the manual. ]

[yaycapitalism]

Inside you! [ SHE IS HELPING ]

[pennypincher]

In...side me?! Um, I think we call that blood, not weapons.

[yaycapitalism]

Wha- no, no. Not inside your body... Um. Um, it's inside your soul!

[pennypincher]

...my soul?

[ What's that fuzzy feeling in her head? It's like there's something she can't quite grasp, right on the edge of her memory... ]

Um... Is this some kind of self-help mumbo-jumbo? The weapon was inside you all along, or something?

[yaycapitalism]

[ oh she's so confused. ] I'm trying to help! And the weapon is inside you!

[pennypincher]

O...kay. [ blink ] Is there someplace I can go to get this all summed up?

[yaycapitalism]

Oh! There's a manual...

[pennypincher]

Oh. Ohhhh...

Uh, sorry. Okay, let me go read that and I'll get back to you.