OPEN FOR BUSINESS

[yaycapitalism]

Item.	Price.
Link Charm set	40 R
Memory Charm	40 R
PDA	15 R
PDA Upgrade: audio/video	10 R
PDA: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	8 R
PDA Upgrade: discount for those buying on the day they arrive	7 R
Power Ring	15 R
Weapon one use only	10 R
Parasol	6 R
Chocolate Bar	3 R
Instant Ramen	2 R

Special Offers!
Pizza	60 R
Sopor Slime sachet	20 R
Dreamboat Pendant	12 R

Notices

Remember: you can sell anything back to us at half the listed price! :) If you can't find the price, ask me! - Recette.

Don't see what you want on display? Order now at the counter!

Comments

[yaycapitalism]

[ as she heads over to the till, she dies a little inside. Her entire spirit quails at the thought of what's coming next. ]

Okay, that'll be... Um...

[ hang on the till is making an unnerving crackling noise. ]

[fracturedsoul]

[ Dirk follows her. And, well, that's slightly troubling. But he's sure the register can handle it, and if it can't then this store had no business stocking his bro's films to begin with.

He just stands and watches. ]

[yaycapitalism]

[ Dirk is a serious capitalism voyeur. ]

[ after a minute, PROUDLY: ]

Your total is minus-forty-one raks, and minus three-tenths of a rak and one hundredth, plus 'twelve i'...

[ she frowns in deep concentration at the till, before taking out the correct change. Including twelve transparent coins that may or may not exist in this section of space-time, and a few pieces of raks.

Half of these coins are totally useless. ]

[fracturedsoul]

[ Holy shit, this is the literal best. Dirk actually laughs slightly as he takes the money. Hell. Fucking. Yes. ]

Actually. Think you could throw in two PDAs, too? With the voice/video upgrade.

[yaycapitalism]

[ still in a state of total confusion-slash-relief that she's managed to get all that right, she gets out two upgraded PDAs. She's just happy he's happy with the transaction, okay. Even if she doesn't understand it at all. ]

Those'll be fifty raks.

[fracturedsoul]

[ And that he can do. He digs some raks out of his pocket, adds them to the forty-one she handed him, and pays up. ]

Thanks. You've been a big help.

I think I'll come back and order the soundtracks to these movies sometime soon. [ oh gOD... ]