[ He follows, eyes skimming the shelf curiously. ] Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff. It's a highly successful series of surreal political satire from early twenty-first century Earth in my universe.
[ Okay, that gives her more to work with. Let's see. It helps that the DVDs seem perfectly happy to change as she slides the shelf left or right, thousands of DVDs flickering past as she tries to find 'political satire'.
[ Aw yeahhh. He reaches out to grab SBAHAJ the Mov1e, the cover resplendently put together in MS Paint and then deliberately oversharpened to the max in Photoshop to get that perfect jpeg artifact look.
When he opens it up, the disc to SBAHJ the the Film is inside. This would be Dirk grinning like a kid on Christmas. ] Perfect.
[ This would be Dirk grabbing all of the SBAHJ movies off the shelf. All of them. He kind of feels bad for making Recette put up with this, but it's not like it's his fault she's the one running this joint. If Mallorough were still working the shop, it'd be perfect. ]
You know if it'd be possible to organize a mass viewing of this shit anywhere? You're invited, of course.
[ Dirk follows her. And, well, that's slightly troubling. But he's sure the register can handle it, and if it can't then this store had no business stocking his bro's films to begin with.
Your total is minus-forty-one raks, and minus three-tenths of a rak and one hundredth, plus 'twelve i'...
[ she frowns in deep concentration at the till, before taking out the correct change. Including twelve transparent coins that may or may not exist in this section of space-time, and a few pieces of raks.
[ still in a state of total confusion-slash-relief that she's managed to get all that right, she gets out two upgraded PDAs. She's just happy he's happy with the transaction, okay. Even if she doesn't understand it at all. ]
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yaycapitalism) wrote2011-12-28 12:36 am
SO MANY STRIDERS
They love you, Recette
And she them.
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Whatever that means. ]
Um...
[ Maybe you should do it, Dirk ]
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[ Yeah like he knows how to operate your ridiculous multiversal inventory. ]
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flick flick flick FOUND THE SECTION. ]
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When he opens it up, the disc to SBAHJ the the Film is inside. This would be Dirk grinning like a kid on Christmas. ] Perfect.
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M-minus raks?
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He closes the case and takes another one from the shelf, turns it over to check, and... ]
That's just the beginning, Lemongrass. Look at this -- four and a half raks.
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[ This would be Dirk grabbing all of the SBAHJ movies off the shelf. All of them. He kind of feels bad for making Recette put up with this, but it's not like it's his fault she's the one running this joint. If Mallorough were still working the shop, it'd be perfect. ]
You know if it'd be possible to organize a mass viewing of this shit anywhere? You're invited, of course.
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Er, there's a viewing room in the library? We used to use it for a class all the time.
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Mind ringing these up for me?
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Okay, that'll be... Um...
[ hang on the till is making an unnerving crackling noise. ]
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He just stands and watches. ]
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[ after a minute, PROUDLY: ]
Your total is minus-forty-one raks, and minus three-tenths of a rak and one hundredth, plus 'twelve i'...
[ she frowns in deep concentration at the till, before taking out the correct change. Including twelve transparent coins that may or may not exist in this section of space-time, and a few pieces of raks.
Half of these coins are totally useless. ]
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Actually. Think you could throw in two PDAs, too? With the voice/video upgrade.
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Those'll be fifty raks.
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Thanks. You've been a big help.
I think I'll come back and order the soundtracks to these movies sometime soon. [ oh gOD... ]